Paragon and cats (Crap! Gonad Satan): Archive

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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tinabeats asked: You can post these publicly haha I give no fucks. I'm Spider-Man. UGH I just want to fuck shit up. Or die. Or be a Centaur. Or Mr.Tumnes. And do cocaine while in a gay orgy. Ugh lasfjkgnkasg

Feb 25th

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can’t stop listening to this.

Feb 25th

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Anonymous asked: /watch?v=Iz-2I1mRvHs

Feb 25th

tinabeats asked: Tell me I've been a bad boy.

Feb 25th

tinabeats asked: Show me your tits.

Feb 25th

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tinabeats asked: sjkabjhdfbjasdgjahsbgjsdg

Feb 25th

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bullet-ben asked: Ohai, joey. How u doin? ;D

Feb 25th

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I want to become closer to you people.

(What do you mean, you people?) I mean the people who follow me. (You’re talking to yourself in text again.) No I’m not, I’m typing all of this out right now, which will be the past when people read it. (Then who are you talking to?) THE FOLLOWERS. (And me.) WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. … Ahem. Sorry. Post something in my ask box. Casual conversation...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Just a word of advice for all you morons out...

Please don’t try to sound smart by explaining something you halfway grasped while staring at your teacher in psychology. You obviously have no fucking idea how to explain it, and you’re just making yourself look stupid. Also, I cringe everytime someone describes something as “fire.” It makes me want to rip off my scrotum and wear it as a shower cap. That is all.

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Weed makes you horny.

Breathing makes me horny.

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Lets talk about the current state of comics

I haven’t picked up anything new in quite a while now. So today, when I decided to looked at comicvine, to see what was new, the majority of what I saw really disappointed me. Clones, revamps, wars between friendly factions, revamps, once villains working for the government, revamps, and supposedly “Ultimate” enemies that will probably end up killing someone who will come back in...

Feb 24th

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Watch

I’m actually really excited abut this.

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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I've just seen a map of the United States.

owlmylove: thelilnan: voldemortoutbitches: HOW WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!? IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD: AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE BAM BOXES WHY HOW WHEN!?!?!?!?? I had no idea Texas bordered New York and California and freedom this is brand new information We have no need of freedom boxes In America, freedom is everywhere Oh...

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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I feel slightly accomplished tonight.

I started writing a new comic. Hopefully I’ll stick to this one. After doing like… 5 hours of research and learning about natural abilities people have, and then researching all this new tech that we have in secret (Shit is crazy btw.) I think I have some interesting stuff to base my book off of. And some interesting characters coming I think. Anywho, some wisdom for you before bed. I...

Feb 21st

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